Wednesday 5 December 2007

Laziza - Brighter than the sun!

Towards the Tooting Bec end of the high street, this curry house sits up in the canteen landscape that adorns the far reaches of Tooting Curry Club's boundaries. Nestled in amongst Chatkhara and Lahori Spice Village, we wondered if this would be another hidden gem in the world of Indian cuisine. We went in a bit more covert this time with just five attendees, of which three were regular members. The group had been getting too large of late and it made us conspicuous and difficult to serve. We just wanted a normal and quick curry tonight so we ventured in, in a smaller group. Apologies to Lurch who missed out on curry because of this approach!

http://www.lazizarestaurant.co.uk/

Kept thinking the page wouldn't load properly but then realised that is the actual website, Amusing.


Present were:

Berry7
Big Dunc.
Nickos (The Chapati Kid)
Co-pot and his mate.

This place is the brightest venue in Tooting. It eminates whiteness from withn and looks like it could guide the 3 wise men home on a particularly bleak night. You can't miss it and so it had attracted my attention for a while. Being reasonably new I wanted to see what it had to offer.

On entering we were greeted with warm smiles and ushered to a seat. Immediate attention was given to us and it was a pleasing beginning. The menu was extensive and pretty cheap on first perusal and this all boded well for us. We asked a fair few questions about what to order and each time we got sound and knowledgable advice. The popadoms were a little bit greasy and the dips plentiful but not very exciting and obviously mass produced. Nothing great and nothing bad so we tucked in.

For starters we had some nice kebabs, both chilli and normal ones, but the bhajis and samosas were a little bit on the disappointing side. It was all ok though and we were hoping the mains would give us a bit of a lift. For mains we ordered kebab karahi, chicken jalfrezi, chicken korma, lamb dopiaza and lamb haleem, the last being a recommendation from the waiter. Bring it on then! On top of this we had a saag paneer and a some bhindi bhajee.

The mains were really quite disappointing. The korma had a very thin sauce and no real flavour at all and the jalfrezi wasn't spicy in the least. Which left our two guests a little aggrieved after hearing so much goodness about curries in Tooting, and us a little embarrassed. The lamb dopiaza was quite good mind and the kebab karahi was probably the winner. But that often comes down to the strong taste of the kebab meat which we all like a lot, rather than the curry I find. My lamb haleem had a nice enough lentilly flavour but I could not find a single piece of meat in it. I asumed it must be minced or something but it just seemed to be a lentil dish to me. Which was a shame really as it had a nice flavour, This may be my lack of understanding about Indian cooking though so I may have just ordered the wrong type of dish. The okra was the best part of the meal but special, special mention to the saag paneer which was the worst I have ever tasted. It was bitter and inedible. Considering all of us agreed when ordering that saag paneer was a favourite of ours, this was a massive let down. Special mention to the massive mango lassis mind which were delicious.

The place - 5 out of 10. It was your typical canteen but it did little to make it feel homely. it is sterile and bright on entry which doesn't make it feel very comfortable and it was also pretty quiet. It was clean and so on, so you can't complain as such but it really offered nothing other than a table and some chairs.

The Service - 7.5 out of 10. They scored well on service. From the moment we came in we were treated well and attended to regularly. Menus were explained and recommendations made, At the end as well, they brought us out some free desserts and the owner had a chat with us. It was a real effort in that respect and it was appreciated.

Starters and Sundries - 4 out of 10. Just nothing of real note. In an area flooded with curry, it's not really good enough to just serve up average fare and expect people to return. everything was quite bland although the kebabs were good. But then they always are I find, wherever I go. The rice wasn't particularly nice and the breads also failed to inspire. The basics weren't great which is never an encouraging sign.

Curry - 5 out of 10. They just didn't deliver anything exciting really. The okra was the best and very palatable, with the kebab and lamb dishes offereing some nice flavours but the korma, jalfrezi and haleem were a bit lacking and let's never speak of the saag paneer again. I can only assume something went wrong with that. Truly bizarre.

Value for Money - 6 out of 10. It was cheap enough, cosidering how much we ordered. The bill was about £10.50 a head with tip and we got free dessert out of it but I would rather spend that money elsewhere. Being cheap is important to this score but providing good curry is also vital. Just not enough value in that sense.

Total - 27.5 out of 50. An average venue reflected in the scoreline. It was saved by its service which was a nice touch but the food wasn't up to scratch. If a little extra effort was made with the food and the decor then it could do well. It just needs to provide a slightly better level of taste.

Happy meal costs were:
Tarka dall - £2.75.
Plain naan - 60p..
Plain rice - £1.30.
Plain lassi - £1.50.

Total - £6.15. Good cheap prices.

So a friendly venue which could work harder on its dishes. Room for improvement there. Oh and a special mention to Big Dunc who was sick after his meal. We have still not established the cause of this but by all accounts it was sheer volume of food and resultant beers rather than anything to do with the curry's hygiene! Good work Dunc. Top quality eating disorder there.

I'm off to Brazil. The Cahapati Kid will bring you the next review. If it's loads better than mine I might remove him from the group.

Berry7.

Saturday 1 December 2007

Vijaya Krishna - Some sort of Curry God I presume.

This curry house sits down the Mitcham Road away from the main drag of curry houses that reside on the main high street. Strolling from the Selkirk, drunk people moaned about the walk. They moan every time. They moan if it's vegetarian, if it doesn't serve alcohol, if it's not next to the pub blah blah blah. Damn these people! But sometimes you need to venture a little away from the easily found to discover a bit of a gem. That was the case with Krishna. The lesson here? Don't invite Steed when he's started drinking at 4.30pm. Some of us were on mango lassis for a change so I can remember all of this meal. Which is nice.

Present were:

Berry7
Big Dunc.
Drunk Steed plus Drunk Mate.
Jag the Token Indian (Steed's long suffering wife)
English Matt plus bird.
Tom The Blog Stalker

My immediate thoughts on entering where "This place looks pricey!". The surroundings are unlike most curry houses in Tooting. It looks more like a "normal" curry house, with lighting that doesn't burn your retinas and real tables with soft furnishings. I think this slightly scared us. With a party of 8 on Friday night they told us to go to the pub and they would call us when the table was ready. They did this which was a nice touch and then made room for two extras we picked up en route. A good effort.

The drunk people in the group giggled at the arty picture of a woman breastfeeding. It was going to be a lomng night if the food wasn't up to scratch I thought. The waiters were immediately attentive and good popadoms soon arrived. The dips were on the small side which always annoys me a bit because I like loading my plate but there were 5 and they were very nice. It was, all in all, a good start.

The starters consisted of a masala dosa, onion bhajees, mysore bhonda (great name!), chilli paneer, cashew pakoda and Rasam soup. All were good except the cashew nut one but in fairness it did what it said on the menu. It just didn't work like I thought it would. The chilli paneer was excellent and all of the starters met with approval. I have never had an Indian soup before either and that was nice. The sort of thing you should eat when you are ill. Warm and fiery.

The mains were also well received. We ordered lamb and chicken dopiazas, butter chicken, fish curry, chicken bhuna, chicken methi, okra curry (on the specials section), chicken jalfrezi, puri, saag aloo and tomato curry. We were hungry and Big Dunc was with us! The mains were generally excellent although my fish curry wasn't very good. It tasted a bit too fishy (which sounds like a stupid thing to say I know) and personally I was disappointed. But overall the quality was high. The chill and garlic paratha I had was awesome and I really enjoyed the meal. The tomato curry was great as well and had some real spice and the variety and quality of dishes was high.

The place - 8.5 out of 10. This scored much more highly than Maseladar which suggest we were harsh on that place or this place did the upmarket thing better. I think it was the latter. Small and nicely decorated, this place had a really nice feel to it and of all the ones we have seen so far, this one got closest to being a curry house for a more discerning customer. Unlike Maseladar though, the curries backed up the decor.

The Service - 8 out of 10. Good service all round. From the phone call in the pub, to the two extra seats which were in all honesty a bit of a pain for the staff to deal with, to the decent attention the staff worked hard to keep us topped up on drinks and so on. They were happy to advise on dishes and answer questions. Good stuff.

Starters and Sundries - 7 out of 10. Good starters all round but nothing spectacular. We were all happy enough though. Small dips and the cashew one let it down. The sundries were similarly of a decent standard. Nothing to blow you away but all in all fine.

Curry - 7 out of 10. again the curries were above average. The range on offer was extensive but the dishes weren't hugely different in their taste at times. In fairness though the general quality was good. M y fish curry was pretty bad but it was the exception and the tomato and okra ones were very nice.

Value for Money - 8 out of 10. A bizarre one this as I thought the bill would be a lot higher. I'm still pretty sure that they missed some beers off the bill so maybe the value would have been lower if they remembered them. £2.50 for a mango lassi is a lot for example but the cost per head, with some heavy drinking from some, was £16. Pretty damn good in my book. I'd like to go back and test the value again though. Still seems a bit cheap to me overall.

Total - 38.5 out of 50. A new leader. Now this caused some consternation from the masses in the pub afterwards. Should this curry house come out ahead of Lahore? The curry lovers in us said no. But the TCC isn't just about rating the dishes. It's about the overall experience and this was part of our aim at the start. So Lahore loses out because it looks like a canteen and the service is average. If you want an amazing curry go to Lahore. If you want a proper eating experience with a partner or friends and so on then go here. But then variety and choice is what we want so this is a good thing. A place for a certain occasion.

Happy meal costs were:

Tarka dall - £3.20.
Plain paratha - £1.90.
Plain rice - £1.90.
Plain lassi - £2.00.
Total - £9.00. Not cheap.

So we have a new leader. Excitement abounds. We did another one this week so I'll get the review up next week before I go to Brazil. It's a tough life. No curry mind...

Berry7.